A dog wandered into our yard so I checked her tags
Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
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first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
(Source: goodfuckingcoffee)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
